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Postby exaltd » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:10 am

Hehehehe....

I guess we've found his secret love :P Graham, you're finally showing your true colours to us mate :P
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Postby hansmitchel » Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:22 am

I have never laughed so hard in my life...everyone's awake because of me laughing too loud. This thread you forwarded is gold :D
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Postby driftnut(( » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:40 am

ROFL, LMAO Woke my daughter laughing so hard, wouldnt that give you the shits
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Postby Graham » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:24 am

driftnut(( wrote:ROFL, LMAO Woke my daughter laughing so hard, wouldnt that give you the shits


I think it did :P
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Postby ofey » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:28 am

Have any of you guys taken this link further? I did abit of background clicking which led me to this.

WARNING - DO NOT CLICK IF EASILY OFFENDED!!

This man is strange and disturbed.
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Postby LZY_EYE » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:45 am

oh.......my...........god..........

I really have nothing left to say.... I think that takes DIY to a new extreme :P
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Postby Graham » Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:18 am

ofey wrote:Have any of you guys taken this link further? I did abit of background clicking which led me to this.

WARNING - DO NOT CLICK IF EASILY OFFENDED!!

This man is strange and disturbed.



*casually walks down to bunnings to buy ahem.... stuff....*

LOL jokes :P

I don't know who would make a DIY sex doll.... or, why?!?!?
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Postby aspir3 » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:01 am

Lets hope he does not start his own forum. club sex doll...
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Postby SIR-VRX » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:51 pm

He is one sick individual...

I also purchased some womens perfume and i would spray it all over the doll for more a real life effect. Felt good as hell! (note: I didn't make it to be my girlfriend or anything; I didn't talk to it or "love" it or anything like that;


Errrm, OK buddy...
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Postby mitch.honey » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:15 pm

i lol'd again
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Postby tjoz » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:33 pm

My god... First thing was funny, that will teach one to crap in a public toilet or go to the toilet before you go out. The second one... Still in shock... The effort and everything... Jesus.

He must have been blind drunk
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Postby billyboy » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:06 am

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