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superman quickie

Postby slickthug » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:36 am

One of my favs....

Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ass sore."

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Postby spunkybob » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:36 am

HAHA thats an oldie but a goodie
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Postby nickbutterz » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:38 am

haha ive heard this one. but it was with the flash and superman. and superman did it. and flash put it in her ass. lol
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Postby spunkybob » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:46 am

id sooo hit wonder woman....

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Postby nickbutterz » Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:04 am

picture dosnt show =/

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Postby spunkybob » Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:11 am

rly? works for me lol
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Postby Mizta B » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:24 am

Think I'm gonna hurl
That pics enough to give a man nightmares!!!!
But the old jokes are still funny though
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Postby Ozie » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:49 am

I like Wonder Woman too. lol.
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Postby spunkybob » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:18 am

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Postby Mizta B » Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:55 pm

:D Hubba Hubba
She can lasoo me anytime!!!!!!!!!!
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