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Postby Sven247 » Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:54 pm

Ok so obviously got to be careful with language but post up your jokes and comedy/humour.

Todd Carney: If you came here for Pee jokes...

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Postby Scooby Roo » Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:27 pm

Two fish in a tank





















One turns to other and says 'how the f do you drive this thing'
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Postby Zaphod » Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:06 pm

My All-Time Favourite:


What's brown & sticky...?











...a stick!
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Postby Zaphod » Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:08 pm

Equally bad:


What's orange and sounds like a parrot...?








...a carrot!
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Postby Scooby Roo » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:33 pm

An oldie

What does DNA stand for.....

National Association of Dyslexics
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Postby shadow-vex » Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:27 pm

Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area. I've called him Bankstown.

I'm about to take part in the Great Bankstown Run. It's not an official race, You just stand in the city centre & shout "Allah is a Fuckwit" & then off we go.....

( DISCLAIMER no racism or disrespect is meant)
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Postby Zaphod » Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:24 pm

Nice knowing you Josh... where should I send the flowers...? :-)
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Postby Mits » Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:05 pm

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.....but none of them work.
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Postby Zaphod » Wed Oct 08, 2014 5:52 pm

Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?





A: If it had four, it would be a sedan. :-P
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Postby Zaphod » Wed Oct 08, 2014 5:58 pm

Two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak and were feeling a bit chilly, so they lit a fire in the middle of the boat.

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. :-P
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Postby Zaphod » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:02 pm

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Postby Zaphod » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:05 pm

Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense...?
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Postby mmjjee » Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:52 pm

Jokes? You guys are forgetting women's rights!


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