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Postby SEB15 » Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:31 am

:):):):):):)
FOR SALE WIFE!
Model 1983, second owner, with certificate,
Colour: Blonde
Extras: Excellent suspensions, v big boot, blue (ish) head lights, red radiator grill, excellent front airbags
In good working order, a bit used (around 2 times on week, but she can handle more than that)
Horse power: Oh my God!!! (She can handle a lot!!)
Body: a bit touch-small accident with one of my neighbors, he didn't pay attention (when i am or not home) and he went straight in her; after impact he suffer heavy damage and she suffered just some touch ups with the belt on the rear/right panel, but is getting fixed in time
Price: Negotiable. Bonus: i sell her with all the accessories-a 3 years old and one is 5 years old
Only serious buyers pls!
:):):):):):):)

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Postby anzac_77 » Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:56 am

lol

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Postby kalt » Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:52 am

Rego expired? How many previous owners? ;)lol
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Postby SEB15 » Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:18 am

One reg prev owner, not sure how many unregisted! :p

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Postby anghel132 » Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:30 am

Oooh that's a goood Vintage. Moar details of previous accident plz.

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Postby evil.ralliart » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:52 am

Lol...i did one similar for an old housemate...I'll have to post it up if i can find it.


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