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Postby squala » Thu Jan 03, 2013 4:01 am

Map in the sat-nav?
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Postby bunnishiwa » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:29 am

Yep map
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Postby bunnishiwa » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:29 am

Yep map
- Self tuned - work in progress - tune revision #16_03

- GS 3 port controlled wooooot :)

- Lowered on Kings

- Black Evo X FMIC/ Evo IX BOV/ Depo HFC/ UR UICP

- Awesome self installed Alpine/JL Audio sound system

- Whiteline Rear Swaybar







Noli Timere Messorem

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Postby Kimmy » Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:18 am

Yes, a map.
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Postby squala » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:35 pm

New one:

"Everyone wants to hold me, but if I get broken, they're all still happy. What am I?"
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Postby Kimmy » Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:28 pm

A record (as in an achievement)?
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Postby squala » Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:35 pm

Please be more specific. :)
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2 overhead cams
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Postby Kimmy » Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:36 pm

An olympic record?
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Postby squala » Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:27 am

Even bigger than that
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Postby Kimmy » Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:21 pm

A world record?

I swear these riddles drive me nuts lol
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Postby squala » Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:22 pm

There you go!

Try this one. Maybe it's a bit easier.

"What is black when you buy it, red when you're using it, and white when you're done with it?"
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Postby Kimmy » Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:43 pm

Charcoal? :P
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Postby squala » Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:12 pm

Easy!

Next:

Three guests in a hotel order through room service. The bill totaled $30, so each paid $10. The manager noticed an overcharge of $5 so he asks the bellboy to return it. As $5 could not be divided equally into three, the guests took $1 each and gave the bellboy a $2 tip.

Now that the issue is solved (or so we thought), each guest was $9 out of pocket, making it $27. The bellboy kept $2. This makes the total $29, but since the guests originally paid $30 all-in-all, where is the remaining $1?
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2 overhead cams
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Postby Kimmy » Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:31 pm

There's no extra $1.

Room service - $25
Money returned - $3
Bellboy tip - $2

Total - $30
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Postby squala » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:02 pm

Let someone else answer! :P

A short one this time:

"What is bad in tennis but good for just about anything else?"
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