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Postby spunkybob » Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:34 am

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his man-gina was overgrown and smelling and needed trimming, but without his shaving kit he had to use a chainsaw which cut out.
SIR-VRX had his polishing arm at the ready for his pride and joy, and he was excited at the new waxing instrument his special man bought him.
The Juices are flowing and Mizta_B strokes his sensitive, but not shy big appendage, its size, and dimensions are massive and impressive under the starlit sky.
The Economy was shite! but Ozie lashed out! and built some new and amazing ABS Plastic accessories for new Evo X's.
The products failed but out of Shadows ear fell a Big Golden gay leprechaun! What fun said the little man and he ate ear wax and got drunk.

Behave was shooting his car up with gas and suddenly the Mr-Gasbo exploded and the balloons invaded his large and Oversized hat!

Ryan C was Modifying his rear end into two jet engines that ran on cat flavoured Gas.
The RSPCA phoned him, two hot women wanted servicing and required his Oiling Rod for lubricating.
Two Goats then ran infinites way lifting their chins and wagging their fat helmets.
Infinite was wet and hard as under his big sack, ice cream was melting all over him.

Suddenly he was startled by passing horse mounted police who shat all over his driveway and then ate his red roses,
his mum was horrified and shouted at him "Get out" and don't come back.
Meanwhile she grabbed for the garden hose and sprayed Cordi all over his hair! and then his bleached hair turned Bright green!!
Cordi then started feeling a burning sensation as his bleached hair ran yellow.

Meanwhile Lzy_eye ate too many gerbils, and their hair blocked his esophagus and ofey choked and gargled to clear his throat for his humongous toe ring was caught on his dangly bits.
His Epiglottis was swollen and Oompa Loompas massaged his tonsils and gently stroked his hairy mangina and ofey was placated and relieved.
Lzy_eye was run ragged, the Sikaflex had set off his rash, his skin was red and itchy,and so Mizta B got his Nasel spray out and shoved
the nozzle way up his cardboard tube and let out a painful yet satisfying cry of YES!

Trevor the Gerbil ate pickles off Mizta B's Big Mac because he liked the taste and the texture.
Meanwhile,back at Das Bunker Infinite showed everyone his fully sik halos and decals.
He sat on his bonnet in his bikini, displaying his new blow-up accessories and doll.
Blade was breeding a new and improved bum Gerbil under licence from Mizta B.
He was very excited about the prospect and fun involved and ate some very special asparagus.
He floated but then crashed out, Mizta B was very happy to see he was bum up!

Mizta B was thinking about his favourite wet application, and was not talking about vinyl!!
He got prepared for battle, his moist supple and fragrant gerbil Trevor was lubricated and pumped up for Entry.
The party was pumping and Trevor was entering his big tube for the win!
His big and bulbous knob had been wet for ages,and then he aroused Trevor's big wheel.

Ozie was preparing his large and muscular pet chook Gladys, who ate Gerbils and Ferrets.
Lzy_eye sat stroking his furry man meat and pondered leaving off his wet fuzzy old Sheath

Meanwhile the new model Mitsubishi's are running out! And so are Mizta B's treacherous and ill fitting, poorly made and loose toe stockings.

Lzy_Eye was rubbing the sleep out of his bleary eye as he was purving
at the two blonde hotties who ate curried sausages and drank ale.
Meanwhile the Sikaflex was holding on his Sideskirts and keeping his car bouncing on all its wheels.
Dancing alone he was lzy_eye he was thinking OMGWTFBBQ and that got him alone and sweaty
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Postby Ellimist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:36 am

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his man-gina was overgrown and smelling and needed trimming, but without his shaving kit he had to use a chainsaw which cut out.
SIR-VRX had his polishing arm at the ready for his pride and joy, and he was excited at the new waxing instrument his special man bought him.
The Juices are flowing and Mizta_B strokes his sensitive, but not shy big appendage, its size, and dimensions are massive and impressive under the starlit sky.
The Economy was shite! but Ozie lashed out! and built some new and amazing ABS Plastic accessories for new Evo X's.
The products failed but out of Shadows ear fell a Big Golden gay leprechaun! What fun said the little man and he ate ear wax and got drunk.

Behave was shooting his car up with gas and suddenly the Mr-Gasbo exploded and the balloons invaded his large and Oversized hat!

Ryan C was Modifying his rear end into two jet engines that ran on cat flavoured Gas.
The RSPCA phoned him, two hot women wanted servicing and required his Oiling Rod for lubricating.
Two Goats then ran infinites way lifting their chins and wagging their fat helmets.
Infinite was wet and hard as under his big sack, ice cream was melting all over him.

Suddenly he was startled by passing horse mounted police who shat all over his driveway and then ate his red roses,
his mum was horrified and shouted at him "Get out" and don't come back.
Meanwhile she grabbed for the garden hose and sprayed Cordi all over his hair! and then his bleached hair turned Bright green!!
Cordi then started feeling a burning sensation as his bleached hair ran yellow.

Meanwhile Lzy_eye ate too many gerbils, and their hair blocked his esophagus and ofey choked and gargled to clear his throat for his humongous toe ring was caught on his dangly bits.
His Epiglottis was swollen and Oompa Loompas massaged his tonsils and gently stroked his hairy mangina and ofey was placated and relieved.
Lzy_eye was run ragged, the Sikaflex had set off his rash, his skin was red and itchy,and so Mizta B got his Nasel spray out and shoved
the nozzle way up his cardboard tube and let out a painful yet satisfying cry of YES!

Trevor the Gerbil ate pickles off Mizta B's Big Mac because he liked the taste and the texture.
Meanwhile,back at Das Bunker Infinite showed everyone his fully sik halos and decals.
He sat on his bonnet in his bikini, displaying his new blow-up accessories and doll.
Blade was breeding a new and improved bum Gerbil under licence from Mizta B.
He was very excited about the prospect and fun involved and ate some very special asparagus.
He floated but then crashed out, Mizta B was very happy to see he was bum up!

Mizta B was thinking about his favourite wet application, and was not talking about vinyl!!
He got prepared for battle, his moist supple and fragrant gerbil Trevor was lubricated and pumped up for Entry.
The party was pumping and Trevor was entering his big tube for the win!
His big and bulbous knob had been wet for ages,and then he aroused Trevor's big wheel.

Ozie was preparing his large and muscular pet chook Gladys, who ate Gerbils and Ferrets.
Lzy_eye sat stroking his furry man meat and pondered leaving off his wet fuzzy old Sheath

Meanwhile the new model Mitsubishi's are running out! And so are Mizta B's treacherous and ill fitting, poorly made and loose toe stockings.

Lzy_Eye was rubbing the sleep out of his bleary eye as he was purving
at the two blonde hotties who ate curried sausages and drank ale.
Meanwhile the Sikaflex was holding on his Sideskirts and keeping his car bouncing on all its wheels.
Dancing alone he was lzy_eye he was thinking OMGWTFBBQ and that got him 42 bullets with
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Postby Fear454 » Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:32 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his man-gina was overgrown and smelling and needed trimming, but without his shaving kit he had to use a chainsaw which cut out.
SIR-VRX had his polishing arm at the ready for his pride and joy, and he was excited at the new waxing instrument his special man bought him.
The Juices are flowing and Mizta_B strokes his sensitive, but not shy big appendage, its size, and dimensions are massive and impressive under the starlit sky.
The Economy was shite! but Ozie lashed out! and built some new and amazing ABS Plastic accessories for new Evo X's.
The products failed but out of Shadows ear fell a Big Golden gay leprechaun! What fun said the little man and he ate ear wax and got drunk.

Behave was shooting his car up with gas and suddenly the Mr-Gasbo exploded and the balloons invaded his large and Oversized hat!

Ryan C was Modifying his rear end into two jet engines that ran on cat flavoured Gas.
The RSPCA phoned him, two hot women wanted servicing and required his Oiling Rod for lubricating.
Two Goats then ran infinites way lifting their chins and wagging their fat helmets.
Infinite was wet and hard as under his big sack, ice cream was melting all over him.

Suddenly he was startled by passing horse mounted police who shat all over his driveway and then ate his red roses,
his mum was horrified and shouted at him "Get out" and don't come back.
Meanwhile she grabbed for the garden hose and sprayed Cordi all over his hair! and then his bleached hair turned Bright green!!
Cordi then started feeling a burning sensation as his bleached hair ran yellow.

Meanwhile Lzy_eye ate too many gerbils, and their hair blocked his esophagus and ofey choked and gargled to clear his throat for his humongous toe ring was caught on his dangly bits.
His Epiglottis was swollen and Oompa Loompas massaged his tonsils and gently stroked his hairy mangina and ofey was placated and relieved.
Lzy_eye was run ragged, the Sikaflex had set off his rash, his skin was red and itchy,and so Mizta B got his Nasel spray out and shoved
the nozzle way up his cardboard tube and let out a painful yet satisfying cry of YES!

Trevor the Gerbil ate pickles off Mizta B's Big Mac because he liked the taste and the texture.
Meanwhile,back at Das Bunker Infinite showed everyone his fully sik halos and decals.
He sat on his bonnet in his bikini, displaying his new blow-up accessories and doll.
Blade was breeding a new and improved bum Gerbil under licence from Mizta B.
He was very excited about the prospect and fun involved and ate some very special asparagus.
He floated but then crashed out, Mizta B was very happy to see he was bum up!

Mizta B was thinking about his favourite wet application, and was not talking about vinyl!!
He got prepared for battle, his moist supple and fragrant gerbil Trevor was lubricated and pumped up for Entry.
The party was pumping and Trevor was entering his big tube for the win!
His big and bulbous knob had been wet for ages,and then he aroused Trevor's big wheel.

Ozie was preparing his large and muscular pet chook Gladys, who ate Gerbils and Ferrets.
Lzy_eye sat stroking his furry man meat and pondered leaving off his wet fuzzy old Sheath

Meanwhile the new model Mitsubishi's are running out! And so are Mizta B's treacherous and ill fitting, poorly made and loose toe stockings.

Lzy_Eye was rubbing the sleep out of his bleary eye as he was purving
at the two blonde hotties who ate curried sausages and drank ale.
Meanwhile the Sikaflex was holding on his Sideskirts and keeping his car bouncing on all its wheels.
Dancing alone he was lzy_eye he was thinking OMGWTFBBQ and that got him 42 bullets with 3 magazines for

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Postby Ozie » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:27 am

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his man-gina was overgrown and smelling and needed trimming, but without his shaving kit he had to use a chainsaw which cut out.
SIR-VRX had his polishing arm at the ready for his pride and joy, and he was excited at the new waxing instrument his special man bought him.
The Juices are flowing and Mizta_B strokes his sensitive, but not shy big appendage, its size, and dimensions are massive and impressive under the starlit sky.
The Economy was shite! but Ozie lashed out! and built some new and amazing ABS Plastic accessories for new Evo X's.
The products failed but out of Shadows ear fell a Big Golden gay leprechaun! What fun said the little man and he ate ear wax and got drunk.

Behave was shooting his car up with gas and suddenly the Mr-Gasbo exploded and the balloons invaded his large and Oversized hat!

Ryan C was Modifying his rear end into two jet engines that ran on cat flavoured Gas.
The RSPCA phoned him, two hot women wanted servicing and required his Oiling Rod for lubricating.
Two Goats then ran infinites way lifting their chins and wagging their fat helmets.
Infinite was wet and hard as under his big sack, ice cream was melting all over him.

Suddenly he was startled by passing horse mounted police who shat all over his driveway and then ate his red roses,
his mum was horrified and shouted at him "Get out" and don't come back.
Meanwhile she grabbed for the garden hose and sprayed Cordi all over his hair! and then his bleached hair turned Bright green!!
Cordi then started feeling a burning sensation as his bleached hair ran yellow.

Meanwhile Lzy_eye ate too many gerbils, and their hair blocked his esophagus and ofey choked and gargled to clear his throat for his humongous toe ring was caught on his dangly bits.
His Epiglottis was swollen and Oompa Loompas massaged his tonsils and gently stroked his hairy mangina and ofey was placated and relieved.
Lzy_eye was run ragged, the Sikaflex had set off his rash, his skin was red and itchy,and so Mizta B got his Nasel spray out and shoved
the nozzle way up his cardboard tube and let out a painful yet satisfying cry of YES!

Trevor the Gerbil ate pickles off Mizta B's Big Mac because he liked the taste and the texture.
Meanwhile,back at Das Bunker Infinite showed everyone his fully sik halos and decals.
He sat on his bonnet in his bikini, displaying his new blow-up accessories and doll.
Blade was breeding a new and improved bum Gerbil under licence from Mizta B.
He was very excited about the prospect and fun involved and ate some very special asparagus.
He floated but then crashed out, Mizta B was very happy to see he was bum up!

Mizta B was thinking about his favourite wet application, and was not talking about vinyl!!
He got prepared for battle, his moist supple and fragrant gerbil Trevor was lubricated and pumped up for Entry.
The party was pumping and Trevor was entering his big tube for the win!
His big and bulbous knob had been wet for ages,and then he aroused Trevor's big wheel.

Ozie was preparing his large and muscular pet chook Gladys, who ate Gerbils and Ferrets.
Lzy_eye sat stroking his furry man meat and pondered leaving off his wet fuzzy old Sheath

Meanwhile the new model Mitsubishi's are running out! And so are Mizta B's treacherous and ill fitting, poorly made and loose toe stockings.

Lzy_Eye was rubbing the sleep out of his bleary eye as he was purving
at the two blonde hotties who ate curried sausages and drank ale.
Meanwhile the Sikaflex was holding on his Sideskirts and keeping his car bouncing on all its wheels.
Dancing alone he was lzy_eye he was thinking OMGWTFBBQ and that got him 42 bullets with 3 magazines for his piggin'

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Postby Kimmy » Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:51 pm


Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his man-gina was overgrown and smelling and needed trimming, but without his shaving kit he had to use a chainsaw which cut out.
SIR-VRX had his polishing arm at the ready for his pride and joy, and he was excited at the new waxing instrument his special man bought him.
The Juices are flowing and Mizta_B strokes his sensitive, but not shy big appendage, its size, and dimensions are massive and impressive under the starlit sky.
The Economy was shite! but Ozie lashed out! and built some new and amazing ABS Plastic accessories for new Evo X's.
The products failed but out of Shadows ear fell a Big Golden gay leprechaun! What fun said the little man and he ate ear wax and got drunk.

Behave was shooting his car up with gas and suddenly the Mr-Gasbo exploded and the balloons invaded his large and Oversized hat!

Ryan C was Modifying his rear end into two jet engines that ran on cat flavoured Gas.
The RSPCA phoned him, two hot women wanted servicing and required his Oiling Rod for lubricating.
Two Goats then ran infinites way lifting their chins and wagging their fat helmets.
Infinite was wet and hard as under his big sack, ice cream was melting all over him.

Suddenly he was startled by passing horse mounted police who shat all over his driveway and then ate his red roses,
his mum was horrified and shouted at him "Get out" and don't come back.
Meanwhile she grabbed for the garden hose and sprayed Cordi all over his hair! and then his bleached hair turned Bright green!!
Cordi then started feeling a burning sensation as his bleached hair ran yellow.

Meanwhile Lzy_eye ate too many gerbils, and their hair blocked his esophagus and ofey choked and gargled to clear his throat for his humongous toe ring was caught on his dangly bits.
His Epiglottis was swollen and Oompa Loompas massaged his tonsils and gently stroked his hairy mangina and ofey was placated and relieved.
Lzy_eye was run ragged, the Sikaflex had set off his rash, his skin was red and itchy,and so Mizta B got his Nasel spray out and shoved
the nozzle way up his cardboard tube and let out a painful yet satisfying cry of YES!

Trevor the Gerbil ate pickles off Mizta B's Big Mac because he liked the taste and the texture.
Meanwhile,back at Das Bunker Infinite showed everyone his fully sik halos and decals.
He sat on his bonnet in his bikini, displaying his new blow-up accessories and doll.
Blade was breeding a new and improved bum Gerbil under licence from Mizta B.
He was very excited about the prospect and fun involved and ate some very special asparagus.
He floated but then crashed out, Mizta B was very happy to see he was bum up!

Mizta B was thinking about his favourite wet application, and was not talking about vinyl!!
He got prepared for battle, his moist supple and fragrant gerbil Trevor was lubricated and pumped up for Entry.
The party was pumping and Trevor was entering his big tube for the win!
His big and bulbous knob had been wet for ages,and then he aroused Trevor's big wheel.

Ozie was preparing his large and muscular pet chook Gladys, who ate Gerbils and Ferrets.
Lzy_eye sat stroking his furry man meat and pondered leaving off his wet fuzzy old Sheath

Meanwhile the new model Mitsubishi's are running out! And so are Mizta B's treacherous and ill fitting, poorly made and loose toe stockings.

Lzy_Eye was rubbing the sleep out of his bleary eye as he was purving
at the two blonde hotties who ate curried sausages and drank ale.
Meanwhile the Sikaflex was holding on his Sideskirts and keeping his car bouncing on all its wheels.
Dancing alone he was lzy_eye he was thinking OMGWTFBBQ and that got him 42 bullets with 3 magazines for his piggin' hot pot
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