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Postby Mizta B » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:40 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed Ahrrrrrrrrrrr!.
Then Ozie reasured himself that Josh would not hurt any thing, Monkeys were dancing on tables and dolphins were playing trombones together.

Tadz0rz ate a huge Melons with puffy implants, he learnt that fake Melons don't feel as nice as X-Factor Design's Leather seatcovers when he tried to penetrate the outer layer of covering softness.
Later, MiztaB bounced through psychedelic medusa on flakes of snow in his Torana.
ClubCJ was the reason Mitsubishi designed the Lancer, Mizta_B decided that Mitsubishi deserved an Award for outstanding excellence in the field of car excelence!
Bigdave roasted some hondas with gas from his exhaust.
Sparks flew Bigdave screamed down chapple street with Skunks and dumped huge loads of rubber on the road.
Towards Little italy his Lancer pulled tadz0rz over to the left and tadz0rz stepped out too check the man titties out, he threw sicsid sideways with man strength causing serious damage to sicsids bodywork.

Scratches and dents covered Tenchi's battered whip however the Lancer survives on the smell of an oily rag which smelt.
Mizta_B cruised past Rina2009 and put all his effort into attracting flies and placed his tongue down Tadz0rz warm halitosis infected mouth which was really unpleasant.

Spunkybob inserted a throbbing humungous plastic dildo that was pulsating vigorously in time to the music, sister MitsuSalesMiss came along gyrating to the rhythm inserting her coins at her leisure.
Ofey happened to have some new Experiments for sale, his new Bunsen Burner was burning Magnesium-hydrochloride which overwhelmed everyone.
His magnificent Instruments amazed tadz0rz, whose thoughts turned sexual, then suddenly, without notice all the fluids dripped from tadz0rz and ofey's orifices.
The spectacle excited men and Mizta_B dripped hot molten ear fudge from his magnificent purple headed beanpole.

Tohk put all of his efforts into drifting his EvoX quickly, he raced two Supra's furiously around Mt Panorama then left before they attacked him.

Lzy_eye won the lotto but kept his man bits safe from Mizta_B who was standing there, patting his favourite gerbil "Trevor".
Trevor nibbled Nobby's nuts then munched lzy_eye's keyring. He was happy that he did not have a smart key!!

Ozie patted Mizta_B's back while he dreamed of fun times, wet ones and wet tshirts.
Meanwhile SIR-VRX launched his mighty red VRX off a ramp into orbit around uranus and skimmed along his steel polished rims before landing heavily on his only undamaged toenails.

Meanwhile, space-savers were "ON" and spunkybob was cheesecutting. He drove bigdave secretly insane with his constant flatulence and Singing "Sweet Home Alabama"
Jamez707 laughed out loud at the spectacle, he got his keys and started his biodiesel powered tricycle with a basket filled with watermelons.
Meanwhile JazzyB modified his huge red wing and covered it in carbon footprints, he then guffawed at the spectacle.
Speedie was
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Postby Ozie » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:52 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed Ahrrrrrrrrrrr!.
Then Ozie reasured himself that Josh would not hurt any thing, Monkeys were dancing on tables and dolphins were playing trombones together.

Tadz0rz ate a huge Melons with puffy implants, he learnt that fake Melons don't feel as nice as X-Factor Design's Leather seatcovers when he tried to penetrate the outer layer of covering softness.
Later, MiztaB bounced through psychedelic medusa on flakes of snow in his Torana.
ClubCJ was the reason Mitsubishi designed the Lancer, Mizta_B decided that Mitsubishi deserved an Award for outstanding excellence in the field of car excelence!
Bigdave roasted some hondas with gas from his exhaust.
Sparks flew Bigdave screamed down chapple street with Skunks and dumped huge loads of rubber on the road.
Towards Little italy his Lancer pulled tadz0rz over to the left and tadz0rz stepped out too check the man titties out, he threw sicsid sideways with man strength causing serious damage to sicsids bodywork.

Scratches and dents covered Tenchi's battered whip however the Lancer survives on the smell of an oily rag which smelt.
Mizta_B cruised past Rina2009 and put all his effort into attracting flies and placed his tongue down Tadz0rz warm halitosis infected mouth which was really unpleasant.

Spunkybob inserted a throbbing humungous plastic dildo that was pulsating vigorously in time to the music, sister MitsuSalesMiss came along gyrating to the rhythm inserting her coins at her leisure.
Ofey happened to have some new Experiments for sale, his new Bunsen Burner was burning Magnesium-hydrochloride which overwhelmed everyone.
His magnificent Instruments amazed tadz0rz, whose thoughts turned sexual, then suddenly, without notice all the fluids dripped from tadz0rz and ofey's orifices.
The spectacle excited men and Mizta_B dripped hot molten ear fudge from his magnificent purple headed beanpole.

Tohk put all of his efforts into drifting his EvoX quickly, he raced two Supra's furiously around Mt Panorama then left before they attacked him.

Lzy_eye won the lotto but kept his man bits safe from Mizta_B who was standing there, patting his favourite gerbil "Trevor".
Trevor nibbled Nobby's nuts then munched lzy_eye's keyring. He was happy that he did not have a smart key!!

Ozie patted Mizta_B's back while he dreamed of fun times, wet ones and wet tshirts.
Meanwhile SIR-VRX launched his mighty red VRX off a ramp into orbit around uranus and skimmed along his steel polished rims before landing heavily on his only undamaged toenails.

Meanwhile, space-savers were "ON" and spunkybob was cheesecutting. He drove bigdave secretly insane with his constant flatulence and Singing "Sweet Home Alabama"
Jamez707 laughed out loud at the spectacle, he got his keys and started his biodiesel powered tricycle with a basket filled with watermelons.
Meanwhile JazzyB modified his huge red wing and covered it in carbon footprints, he then guffawed at the spectacle.
Speedie was eating

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Postby Mizta B » Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:09 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed Ahrrrrrrrrrrr!.
Then Ozie reasured himself that Josh would not hurt any thing, Monkeys were dancing on tables and dolphins were playing trombones together.

Tadz0rz ate a huge Melons with puffy implants, he learnt that fake Melons don't feel as nice as X-Factor Design's Leather seatcovers when he tried to penetrate the outer layer of covering softness.
Later, MiztaB bounced through psychedelic medusa on flakes of snow in his Torana.
ClubCJ was the reason Mitsubishi designed the Lancer, Mizta_B decided that Mitsubishi deserved an Award for outstanding excellence in the field of car excelence!
Bigdave roasted some hondas with gas from his exhaust.
Sparks flew Bigdave screamed down chapple street with Skunks and dumped huge loads of rubber on the road.
Towards Little italy his Lancer pulled tadz0rz over to the left and tadz0rz stepped out too check the man titties out, he threw sicsid sideways with man strength causing serious damage to sicsids bodywork.

Scratches and dents covered Tenchi's battered whip however the Lancer survives on the smell of an oily rag which smelt.
Mizta_B cruised past Rina2009 and put all his effort into attracting flies and placed his tongue down Tadz0rz warm halitosis infected mouth which was really unpleasant.

Spunkybob inserted a throbbing humungous plastic dildo that was pulsating vigorously in time to the music, sister MitsuSalesMiss came along gyrating to the rhythm inserting her coins at her leisure.
Ofey happened to have some new Experiments for sale, his new Bunsen Burner was burning Magnesium-hydrochloride which overwhelmed everyone.
His magnificent Instruments amazed tadz0rz, whose thoughts turned sexual, then suddenly, without notice all the fluids dripped from tadz0rz and ofey's orifices.
The spectacle excited men and Mizta_B dripped hot molten ear fudge from his magnificent purple headed beanpole.

Tohk put all of his efforts into drifting his EvoX quickly, he raced two Supra's furiously around Mt Panorama then left before they attacked him.

Lzy_eye won the lotto but kept his man bits safe from Mizta_B who was standing there, patting his favourite gerbil "Trevor".
Trevor nibbled Nobby's nuts then munched lzy_eye's keyring. He was happy that he did not have a smart key!!

Ozie patted Mizta_B's back while he dreamed of fun times, wet ones and wet tshirts.
Meanwhile SIR-VRX launched his mighty red VRX off a ramp into orbit around uranus and skimmed along his steel polished rims before landing heavily on his only undamaged toenails.

Meanwhile, space-savers were "ON" and spunkybob was cheesecutting. He drove bigdave secretly insane with his constant flatulence and Singing "Sweet Home Alabama"
Jamez707 laughed out loud at the spectacle, he got his keys and started his biodiesel powered tricycle with a basket filled with watermelons.
Meanwhile JazzyB modified his huge red wing and covered it in carbon footprints, he then guffawed at the spectacle.
Speedie was eating his
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Postby Ozie » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:15 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed Ahrrrrrrrrrrr!.
Then Ozie reasured himself that Josh would not hurt any thing, Monkeys were dancing on tables and dolphins were playing trombones together.

Tadz0rz ate a huge Melons with puffy implants, he learnt that fake Melons don't feel as nice as X-Factor Design's Leather seatcovers when he tried to penetrate the outer layer of covering softness.
Later, MiztaB bounced through psychedelic medusa on flakes of snow in his Torana.
ClubCJ was the reason Mitsubishi designed the Lancer, Mizta_B decided that Mitsubishi deserved an Award for outstanding excellence in the field of car excelence!
Bigdave roasted some hondas with gas from his exhaust.
Sparks flew Bigdave screamed down chapple street with Skunks and dumped huge loads of rubber on the road.
Towards Little italy his Lancer pulled tadz0rz over to the left and tadz0rz stepped out too check the man titties out, he threw sicsid sideways with man strength causing serious damage to sicsids bodywork.

Scratches and dents covered Tenchi's battered whip however the Lancer survives on the smell of an oily rag which smelt.
Mizta_B cruised past Rina2009 and put all his effort into attracting flies and placed his tongue down Tadz0rz warm halitosis infected mouth which was really unpleasant.

Spunkybob inserted a throbbing humungous plastic dildo that was pulsating vigorously in time to the music, sister MitsuSalesMiss came along gyrating to the rhythm inserting her coins at her leisure.
Ofey happened to have some new Experiments for sale, his new Bunsen Burner was burning Magnesium-hydrochloride which overwhelmed everyone.
His magnificent Instruments amazed tadz0rz, whose thoughts turned sexual, then suddenly, without notice all the fluids dripped from tadz0rz and ofey's orifices.
The spectacle excited men and Mizta_B dripped hot molten ear fudge from his magnificent purple headed beanpole.

Tohk put all of his efforts into drifting his EvoX quickly, he raced two Supra's furiously around Mt Panorama then left before they attacked him.

Lzy_eye won the lotto but kept his man bits safe from Mizta_B who was standing there, patting his favourite gerbil "Trevor".
Trevor nibbled Nobby's nuts then munched lzy_eye's keyring. He was happy that he did not have a smart key!!

Ozie patted Mizta_B's back while he dreamed of fun times, wet ones and wet tshirts.
Meanwhile SIR-VRX launched his mighty red VRX off a ramp into orbit around uranus and skimmed along his steel polished rims before landing heavily on his only undamaged toenails.

Meanwhile, space-savers were "ON" and spunkybob was cheesecutting. He drove bigdave secretly insane with his constant flatulence and Singing "Sweet Home Alabama"
Jamez707 laughed out loud at the spectacle, he got his keys and started his biodiesel powered tricycle with a basket filled with watermelons.
Meanwhile JazzyB modified his huge red wing and covered it in carbon footprints, he then guffawed at the spectacle.
Speedie was eating his devon

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Postby jolly_tas » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:27 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed Ahrrrrrrrrrrr!.
Then Ozie reasured himself that Josh would not hurt any thing, Monkeys were dancing on tables and dolphins were playing trombones together.

Tadz0rz ate a huge Melons with puffy implants, he learnt that fake Melons don't feel as nice as X-Factor Design's Leather seatcovers when he tried to penetrate the outer layer of covering softness.
Later, MiztaB bounced through psychedelic medusa on flakes of snow in his Torana.
ClubCJ was the reason Mitsubishi designed the Lancer, Mizta_B decided that Mitsubishi deserved an Award for outstanding excellence in the field of car excelence!
Bigdave roasted some hondas with gas from his exhaust.
Sparks flew Bigdave screamed down chapple street with Skunks and dumped huge loads of rubber on the road.
Towards Little italy his Lancer pulled tadz0rz over to the left and tadz0rz stepped out too check the man titties out, he threw sicsid sideways with man strength causing serious damage to sicsids bodywork.

Scratches and dents covered Tenchi's battered whip however the Lancer survives on the smell of an oily rag which smelt.
Mizta_B cruised past Rina2009 and put all his effort into attracting flies and placed his tongue down Tadz0rz warm halitosis infected mouth which was really unpleasant.

Spunkybob inserted a throbbing humungous plastic dildo that was pulsating vigorously in time to the music, sister MitsuSalesMiss came along gyrating to the rhythm inserting her coins at her leisure.
Ofey happened to have some new Experiments for sale, his new Bunsen Burner was burning Magnesium-hydrochloride which overwhelmed everyone.
His magnificent Instruments amazed tadz0rz, whose thoughts turned sexual, then suddenly, without notice all the fluids dripped from tadz0rz and ofey's orifices.
The spectacle excited men and Mizta_B dripped hot molten ear fudge from his magnificent purple headed beanpole.

Tohk put all of his efforts into drifting his EvoX quickly, he raced two Supra's furiously around Mt Panorama then left before they attacked him.

Lzy_eye won the lotto but kept his man bits safe from Mizta_B who was standing there, patting his favourite gerbil "Trevor".
Trevor nibbled Nobby's nuts then munched lzy_eye's keyring. He was happy that he did not have a smart key!!

Ozie patted Mizta_B's back while he dreamed of fun times, wet ones and wet tshirts.
Meanwhile SIR-VRX launched his mighty red VRX off a ramp into orbit around uranus and skimmed along his steel polished rims before landing heavily on his only undamaged toenails.

Meanwhile, space-savers were "ON" and spunkybob was cheesecutting. He drove bigdave secretly insane with his constant flatulence and Singing "Sweet Home Alabama"
Jamez707 laughed out loud at the spectacle, he got his keys and started his biodiesel powered tricycle with a basket filled with watermelons.
Meanwhile JazzyB modified his huge red wing and covered it in carbon footprints, he then guffawed at the spectacle.
Speedie was eating his devon-shire
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On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed Ahrrrrrrrrrrr!.
Then Ozie reasured himself that Josh would not hurt any thing, Monkeys were dancing on tables and dolphins were playing trombones together.

Tadz0rz ate a huge Melons with puffy implants, he learnt that fake Melons don't feel as nice as X-Factor Design's Leather seatcovers when he tried to penetrate the outer layer of covering softness.
Later, MiztaB bounced through psychedelic medusa on flakes of snow in his Torana.
ClubCJ was the reason Mitsubishi designed the Lancer, Mizta_B decided that Mitsubishi deserved an Award for outstanding excellence in the field of car excelence!
Bigdave roasted some hondas with gas from his exhaust.
Sparks flew Bigdave screamed down chapple street with Skunks and dumped huge loads of rubber on the road.
Towards Little italy his Lancer pulled tadz0rz over to the left and tadz0rz stepped out too check the man titties out, he threw sicsid sideways with man strength causing serious damage to sicsids bodywork.

Scratches and dents covered Tenchi's battered whip however the Lancer survives on the smell of an oily rag which smelt.
Mizta_B cruised past Rina2009 and put all his effort into attracting flies and placed his tongue down Tadz0rz warm halitosis infected mouth which was really unpleasant.

Spunkybob inserted a throbbing humungous plastic dildo that was pulsating vigorously in time to the music, sister MitsuSalesMiss came along gyrating to the rhythm inserting her coins at her leisure.
Ofey happened to have some new Experiments for sale, his new Bunsen Burner was burning Magnesium-hydrochloride which overwhelmed everyone.
His magnificent Instruments amazed tadz0rz, whose thoughts turned sexual, then suddenly, without notice all the fluids dripped from tadz0rz and ofey's orifices.
The spectacle excited men and Mizta_B dripped hot molten ear fudge from his magnificent purple headed beanpole.

Tohk put all of his efforts into drifting his EvoX quickly, he raced two Supra's furiously around Mt Panorama then left before they attacked him.

Lzy_eye won the lotto but kept his man bits safe from Mizta_B who was standing there, patting his favourite gerbil "Trevor".
Trevor nibbled Nobby's nuts then munched lzy_eye's keyring. He was happy that he did not have a smart key!!

Ozie patted Mizta_B's back while he dreamed of fun times, wet ones and wet tshirts.
Meanwhile SIR-VRX launched his mighty red VRX off a ramp into orbit around uranus and skimmed along his steel polished rims before landing heavily on his only undamaged toenails.

Meanwhile, space-savers were "ON" and spunkybob was cheesecutting. He drove bigdave secretly insane with his constant flatulence and Singing "Sweet Home Alabama"
Jamez707 laughed out loud at the spectacle, he got his keys and started his biodiesel powered tricycle with a basket filled with watermelons.
Meanwhile JazzyB modified his huge red wing and covered it in carbon footprints, he then guffawed at the spectacle.
Speedie was eating his devon-shire tea when he
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Postby Ozie » Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:42 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed Ahrrrrrrrrrrr!.
Then Ozie reasured himself that Josh would not hurt any thing, Monkeys were dancing on tables and dolphins were playing trombones together.

Tadz0rz ate a huge Melons with puffy implants, he learnt that fake Melons don't feel as nice as X-Factor Design's Leather seatcovers when he tried to penetrate the outer layer of covering softness.
Later, MiztaB bounced through psychedelic medusa on flakes of snow in his Torana.
ClubCJ was the reason Mitsubishi designed the Lancer, Mizta_B decided that Mitsubishi deserved an Award for outstanding excellence in the field of car excelence!
Bigdave roasted some hondas with gas from his exhaust.
Sparks flew Bigdave screamed down chapple street with Skunks and dumped huge loads of rubber on the road.
Towards Little italy his Lancer pulled tadz0rz over to the left and tadz0rz stepped out too check the man titties out, he threw sicsid sideways with man strength causing serious damage to sicsids bodywork.

Scratches and dents covered Tenchi's battered whip however the Lancer survives on the smell of an oily rag which smelt.
Mizta_B cruised past Rina2009 and put all his effort into attracting flies and placed his tongue down Tadz0rz warm halitosis infected mouth which was really unpleasant.

Spunkybob inserted a throbbing humungous plastic dildo that was pulsating vigorously in time to the music, sister MitsuSalesMiss came along gyrating to the rhythm inserting her coins at her leisure.
Ofey happened to have some new Experiments for sale, his new Bunsen Burner was burning Magnesium-hydrochloride which overwhelmed everyone.
His magnificent Instruments amazed tadz0rz, whose thoughts turned sexual, then suddenly, without notice all the fluids dripped from tadz0rz and ofey's orifices.
The spectacle excited men and Mizta_B dripped hot molten ear fudge from his magnificent purple headed beanpole.

Tohk put all of his efforts into drifting his EvoX quickly, he raced two Supra's furiously around Mt Panorama then left before they attacked him.

Lzy_eye won the lotto but kept his man bits safe from Mizta_B who was standing there, patting his favourite gerbil "Trevor".
Trevor nibbled Nobby's nuts then munched lzy_eye's keyring. He was happy that he did not have a smart key!!

Ozie patted Mizta_B's back while he dreamed of fun times, wet ones and wet tshirts.
Meanwhile SIR-VRX launched his mighty red VRX off a ramp into orbit around uranus and skimmed along his steel polished rims before landing heavily on his only undamaged toenails.

Meanwhile, space-savers were "ON" and spunkybob was cheesecutting. He drove bigdave secretly insane with his constant flatulence and Singing "Sweet Home Alabama"
Jamez707 laughed out loud at the spectacle, he got his keys and started his biodiesel powered tricycle with a basket filled with watermelons.
Meanwhile JazzyB modified his huge red wing and covered it in carbon footprints, he then guffawed at the spectacle.
Speedie was eating his devon-shire tea when he spewed

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Postby jr B » Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:14 am

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed Ahrrrrrrrrrrr!.
Then Ozie reasured himself that Josh would not hurt any thing, Monkeys were dancing on tables and dolphins were playing trombones together.

Tadz0rz ate a huge Melons with puffy implants, he learnt that fake Melons don't feel as nice as X-Factor Design's Leather seatcovers when he tried to penetrate the outer layer of covering softness.
Later, MiztaB bounced through psychedelic medusa on flakes of snow in his Torana.
ClubCJ was the reason Mitsubishi designed the Lancer, Mizta_B decided that Mitsubishi deserved an Award for outstanding excellence in the field of car excelence!
Bigdave roasted some hondas with gas from his exhaust.
Sparks flew Bigdave screamed down chapple street with Skunks and dumped huge loads of rubber on the road.
Towards Little italy his Lancer pulled tadz0rz over to the left and tadz0rz stepped out too check the man titties out, he threw sicsid sideways with man strength causing serious damage to sicsids bodywork.

Scratches and dents covered Tenchi's battered whip however the Lancer survives on the smell of an oily rag which smelt.
Mizta_B cruised past Rina2009 and put all his effort into attracting flies and placed his tongue down Tadz0rz warm halitosis infected mouth which was really unpleasant.

Spunkybob inserted a throbbing humungous plastic dildo that was pulsating vigorously in time to the music, sister MitsuSalesMiss came along gyrating to the rhythm inserting her coins at her leisure.
Ofey happened to have some new Experiments for sale, his new Bunsen Burner was burning Magnesium-hydrochloride which overwhelmed everyone.
His magnificent Instruments amazed tadz0rz, whose thoughts turned sexual, then suddenly, without notice all the fluids dripped from tadz0rz and ofey's orifices.
The spectacle excited men and Mizta_B dripped hot molten ear fudge from his magnificent purple headed beanpole.

Tohk put all of his efforts into drifting his EvoX quickly, he raced two Supra's furiously around Mt Panorama then left before they attacked him.

Lzy_eye won the lotto but kept his man bits safe from Mizta_B who was standing there, patting his favourite gerbil "Trevor".
Trevor nibbled Nobby's nuts then munched lzy_eye's keyring. He was happy that he did not have a smart key!!

Ozie patted Mizta_B's back while he dreamed of fun times, wet ones and wet tshirts.
Meanwhile SIR-VRX launched his mighty red VRX off a ramp into orbit around uranus and skimmed along his steel polished rims before landing heavily on his only undamaged toenails.

Meanwhile, space-savers were "ON" and spunkybob was cheesecutting. He drove bigdave secretly insane with his constant flatulence and Singing "Sweet Home Alabama"
Jamez707 laughed out loud at the spectacle, he got his keys and started his biodiesel powered tricycle with a basket filled with watermelons.
Meanwhile JazzyB modified his huge red wing and covered it in carbon footprints, he then guffawed at the spectacle.
Speedie was eating his devon-shire tea when he spewed vile

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Postby lancervr » Sun Oct 23, 2011 2:51 am

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed Ahrrrrrrrrrrr!.
Then Ozie reasured himself that Josh would not hurt any thing, Monkeys were dancing on tables and dolphins were playing trombones together.

Tadz0rz ate a huge Melons with puffy implants, he learnt that fake Melons don't feel as nice as X-Factor Design's Leather seatcovers when he tried to penetrate the outer layer of covering softness.
Later, MiztaB bounced through psychedelic medusa on flakes of snow in his Torana.
ClubCJ was the reason Mitsubishi designed the Lancer, Mizta_B decided that Mitsubishi deserved an Award for outstanding excellence in the field of car excelence!
Bigdave roasted some hondas with gas from his exhaust.
Sparks flew Bigdave screamed down chapple street with Skunks and dumped huge loads of rubber on the road.
Towards Little italy his Lancer pulled tadz0rz over to the left and tadz0rz stepped out too check the man titties out, he threw sicsid sideways with man strength causing serious damage to sicsids bodywork.

Scratches and dents covered Tenchi's battered whip however the Lancer survives on the smell of an oily rag which smelt.
Mizta_B cruised past Rina2009 and put all his effort into attracting flies and placed his tongue down Tadz0rz warm halitosis infected mouth which was really unpleasant.

Spunkybob inserted a throbbing humungous plastic dildo that was pulsating vigorously in time to the music, sister MitsuSalesMiss came along gyrating to the rhythm inserting her coins at her leisure.
Ofey happened to have some new Experiments for sale, his new Bunsen Burner was burning Magnesium-hydrochloride which overwhelmed everyone.
His magnificent Instruments amazed tadz0rz, whose thoughts turned sexual, then suddenly, without notice all the fluids dripped from tadz0rz and ofey's orifices.
The spectacle excited men and Mizta_B dripped hot molten ear fudge from his magnificent purple headed beanpole.

Tohk put all of his efforts into drifting his EvoX quickly, he raced two Supra's furiously around Mt Panorama then left before they attacked him.

Lzy_eye won the lotto but kept his man bits safe from Mizta_B who was standing there, patting his favourite gerbil "Trevor".
Trevor nibbled Nobby's nuts then munched lzy_eye's keyring. He was happy that he did not have a smart key!!

Ozie patted Mizta_B's back while he dreamed of fun times, wet ones and wet tshirts.
Meanwhile SIR-VRX launched his mighty red VRX off a ramp into orbit around uranus and skimmed along his steel polished rims before landing heavily on his only undamaged toenails.

Meanwhile, space-savers were "ON" and spunkybob was cheesecutting. He drove bigdave secretly insane with his constant flatulence and Singing "Sweet Home Alabama"
Jamez707 laughed out loud at the spectacle, he got his keys and started his biodiesel powered tricycle with a basket filled with watermelons.
Meanwhile JazzyB modified his huge red wing and covered it in carbon footprints, he then guffawed at the spectacle.
Speedie was eating his devon-shire tea when he spewed vile yellow
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Postby jr B » Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:01 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed Ahrrrrrrrrrrr!.
Then Ozie reasured himself that Josh would not hurt any thing, Monkeys were dancing on tables and dolphins were playing trombones together.

Tadz0rz ate a huge Melons with puffy implants, he learnt that fake Melons don't feel as nice as X-Factor Design's Leather seatcovers when he tried to penetrate the outer layer of covering softness.
Later, MiztaB bounced through psychedelic medusa on flakes of snow in his Torana.
ClubCJ was the reason Mitsubishi designed the Lancer, Mizta_B decided that Mitsubishi deserved an Award for outstanding excellence in the field of car excelence!
Bigdave roasted some hondas with gas from his exhaust.
Sparks flew Bigdave screamed down chapple street with Skunks and dumped huge loads of rubber on the road.
Towards Little italy his Lancer pulled tadz0rz over to the left and tadz0rz stepped out too check the man titties out, he threw sicsid sideways with man strength causing serious damage to sicsids bodywork.

Scratches and dents covered Tenchi's battered whip however the Lancer survives on the smell of an oily rag which smelt.
Mizta_B cruised past Rina2009 and put all his effort into attracting flies and placed his tongue down Tadz0rz warm halitosis infected mouth which was really unpleasant.

Spunkybob inserted a throbbing humungous plastic dildo that was pulsating vigorously in time to the music, sister MitsuSalesMiss came along gyrating to the rhythm inserting her coins at her leisure.
Ofey happened to have some new Experiments for sale, his new Bunsen Burner was burning Magnesium-hydrochloride which overwhelmed everyone.
His magnificent Instruments amazed tadz0rz, whose thoughts turned sexual, then suddenly, without notice all the fluids dripped from tadz0rz and ofey's orifices.
The spectacle excited men and Mizta_B dripped hot molten ear fudge from his magnificent purple headed beanpole.

Tohk put all of his efforts into drifting his EvoX quickly, he raced two Supra's furiously around Mt Panorama then left before they attacked him.

Lzy_eye won the lotto but kept his man bits safe from Mizta_B who was standing there, patting his favourite gerbil "Trevor".
Trevor nibbled Nobby's nuts then munched lzy_eye's keyring. He was happy that he did not have a smart key!!

Ozie patted Mizta_B's back while he dreamed of fun times, wet ones and wet tshirts.
Meanwhile SIR-VRX launched his mighty red VRX off a ramp into orbit around uranus and skimmed along his steel polished rims before landing heavily on his only undamaged toenails.

Meanwhile, space-savers were "ON" and spunkybob was cheesecutting. He drove bigdave secretly insane with his constant flatulence and Singing "Sweet Home Alabama"
Jamez707 laughed out loud at the spectacle, he got his keys and started his biodiesel powered tricycle with a basket filled with watermelons.
Meanwhile JazzyB modified his huge red wing and covered it in carbon footprints, he then guffawed at the spectacle.
Speedie was eating his devon-shire tea when he spewed vile yellow submarines

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Postby Kimmy » Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:36 pm

On mars a giant lancer enslaved a subaru forester and carefully dropped a large brick, made for a small company onto its WINDSCREEN!
All the small bits comprising shattered glass were shared on the unstable asphalt floor because nothing floats when Josh's red Lancer sucks Goat milk out of some rotten old ladies tit.
She screamed blue RAPE!!!!! as he stood before three wise aliens driving modified lowriders, the mad cow let out a dull roar.
Meanwhile Ozie stopped scraping limestone off his Wheelbarrow,and then he became quite bored.
When looking at Picture Magazine with nice glossy pages Josh decided he should masturbate Mattys gorilla hard to soft, then he wiped his chin clean.

Meanwhile a dead rooster ate a big red donut that was festering beneath some rotten coconuts.
Across the marsh lived Spunkybob who licked ants constantly, sucking away across the line was dwindling areas substituting in a man instead.
Soon after Shadows bought in a pile of choice monkeys to direct traffic away from Spunkybobs coin slot.
He crashed out dramatically after seeing all the ants devour children endlessly.
Grateful Mattigins loves his mum more than sex on the massive highway,
he hasn't taken Viagra in two hours so he popped into his local pharmacy but got a huge cramp due too over loading his sack with sea people.
Because the ugly Pharmacist told Mattigins to empty all his belongings onto the floor, the Pharmacist licked Mattigins lancer to much everyday.

Next Mattigins tackled edible Marshmellow flavoured rockets.
He effortlessly overthrew the massive amounts of Thai Hondas.
Civics, Integras and Preludes were ricers on tryhard VTEC spoons.
Towards the front, boy-racer closely followed Mattigins Down the drag part. Sparks appeared underneath the chassis of tadz0rz Mums Fiesta.
Fiesta's are European rubbish suck holes! that emmit poison fairys.
The Forum dust Blonde had huge toes and boobs that jiggled, caused all day long ques and sweaty crutch problems which made rash's along the penis appear reddish and painfull..

The Lancer plucked itself out some sticky Civic residue and flew over to assist uranus.
Uranus was sore because the burnouts posed a massive threat for humanity because spinning the tyres on dirt is good.
SIR-VRX is awesome, though handbrake moves would be AWESOME!!! he FAILED to pull off a single wheeler.
Struggling to keep the sea-peoples wheels and tyres straight, FIX-MONSTER Pierre blew bubbles at clowns from behind HOGGY's Olympic coca-cola flavoured trampoline.
Pissing himself giggling HOGGY cloned some wild Afgani pokermon flavoured coca-cola.
HOGGY then raced in and bent over this vast array of Danish mustashes flapping in time with "Devo's" Epidermis of Doughnuts.

Back to Mattigins, he started swerving, cursing and pulling trees roots, frustrated pokemon and riced Hondas were yelling, "DON'T REFUSE THE VENDORS HOTDOGS".
Promptly, Shadows built ABS-Plastic fitted VTEC-kit, spoon-engine Type-R for 40W.
He dynoed his White lancer, then SIR-VRX Raced away in a spaceship headed out to mars.
He found a bowl of Coco pops which tasted fruity and coco-pop...y.

Meanwhile Bobcat laughed, Tadz0rz learned heaps on ClubCJ including how to circumcise a monkey that Shadows trained to molest drivers of Hondas.
The monkey molested a gorilla blow-up until the blow-up caught flies around corners of epic TMNT proportions.
Then he swam across the ocean when suddenly a sunfish approached his direction.
Positioned for an experiment regarding an-enama's (err...) face? water which was spurted out from some orifice on the boat.
Soaked wet from the water, evox spoiler, nokia & turtles jump onto Josh's roof, he screamed Ahrrrrrrrrrrr!.
Then Ozie reasured himself that Josh would not hurt any thing, Monkeys were dancing on tables and dolphins were playing trombones together.

Tadz0rz ate a huge Melons with puffy implants, he learnt that fake Melons don't feel as nice as X-Factor Design's Leather seatcovers when he tried to penetrate the outer layer of covering softness.
Later, MiztaB bounced through psychedelic medusa on flakes of snow in his Torana.
ClubCJ was the reason Mitsubishi designed the Lancer, Mizta_B decided that Mitsubishi deserved an Award for outstanding excellence in the field of car excelence!
Bigdave roasted some hondas with gas from his exhaust.
Sparks flew Bigdave screamed down chapple street with Skunks and dumped huge loads of rubber on the road.
Towards Little italy his Lancer pulled tadz0rz over to the left and tadz0rz stepped out too check the man titties out, he threw sicsid sideways with man strength causing serious damage to sicsids bodywork.

Scratches and dents covered Tenchi's battered whip however the Lancer survives on the smell of an oily rag which smelt.
Mizta_B cruised past Rina2009 and put all his effort into attracting flies and placed his tongue down Tadz0rz warm halitosis infected mouth which was really unpleasant.

Spunkybob inserted a throbbing humungous plastic dildo that was pulsating vigorously in time to the music, sister MitsuSalesMiss came along gyrating to the rhythm inserting her coins at her leisure.
Ofey happened to have some new Experiments for sale, his new Bunsen Burner was burning Magnesium-hydrochloride which overwhelmed everyone.
His magnificent Instruments amazed tadz0rz, whose thoughts turned sexual, then suddenly, without notice all the fluids dripped from tadz0rz and ofey's orifices.
The spectacle excited men and Mizta_B dripped hot molten ear fudge from his magnificent purple headed beanpole.

Tohk put all of his efforts into drifting his EvoX quickly, he raced two Supra's furiously around Mt Panorama then left before they attacked him.

Lzy_eye won the lotto but kept his man bits safe from Mizta_B who was standing there, patting his favourite gerbil "Trevor".
Trevor nibbled Nobby's nuts then munched lzy_eye's keyring. He was happy that he did not have a smart key!!

Ozie patted Mizta_B's back while he dreamed of fun times, wet ones and wet tshirts.
Meanwhile SIR-VRX launched his mighty red VRX off a ramp into orbit around uranus and skimmed along his steel polished rims before landing heavily on his only undamaged toenails.

Meanwhile, space-savers were "ON" and spunkybob was cheesecutting. He drove bigdave secretly insane with his constant flatulence and Singing "Sweet Home Alabama"
Jamez707 laughed out loud at the spectacle, he got his keys and started his biodiesel powered tricycle with a basket filled with watermelons.
Meanwhile JazzyB modified his huge red wing and covered it in carbon footprints, he then guffawed at the spectacle.
Speedie was eating his devon-shire tea when he spewed vile yellow submarines inside
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