You know you drive a CJ when..
An Evo shows up and you bow your head in shame
When you refer to your ralliart as rattlefart
When you call your mitsi dealer with questions and they know nothing apparently..
When you stick on plastic fenders and it adds 20HP
When every time you´ve parked up and get back to the car there's people standing around it
When if you have a red one everyone uses it as target practice
when your wife/girlfriend bi*ches about you modding the car, because "we bought it because it already has all that stuff on it already".
when you are on this web sight when you should be working (at work).
When your warranty is voided your 2nd trip to the Mitsubishi dealership
a girl who drives an evo is the hottest chick you've ever seen (and there are some hot ones)
When all the guys you drive by tell you to do a burn out. - Really gettin sick of this one..
When every honda trys to see if it can blow its motor next to you
When you come out of the mall and a guy is leaning against your car trying to pick up a girl. Then you smoothly slip by and get in the car and drive off.
when your 7 month old car needs a new paint job because of 1 bazillion rock chips.
When a cop pulls you over and says "this Car Isn't Stock" And you reply "yes Sir!". Then you get tickets for exhaust, tints and what ever other BS he will surely book you for.
when your friend finally puts on his seat belt.
When every SUV/Family sedan drives aggressively when you're around.
Every Honda ricer revs on you, and does a burnout in front of you but is too chicken to run when the road opens up.....
When you're anal about where you park it.
When all of a sudden you become popular at school, at work, or amongst your peers.
When you're playing the "How many K´s can I get to a tank" game
When your girl looks like Eva Mendes from the F&F
When at the lights your car suddenly backfires scaring the crap out of everybody on the side walk including the little old lady on the corner who almost has a heart attack and later contacts the counsel to complain about "Aussies growing hoon problem.."
When you're in hick country and at the lights all the locals dog your car yelling and screaming such phrases as "can that wing take you to the moon?" "you need an Aussie made car not some weak asian car" "I'd smoke you with my corn plow" Then both parties take off and you leave the rednecks back in their fields of broken down Holden/Ford cars.
