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technofreak1982
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Bandit
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jaysewah wrote:bongo wrote:You know you drive a CJ when... you put in reverse and it starts beeping inside the car only. What's the use of this?????
LOL funny cos its true
If you have the reverse sensors and that's the beep, it is only meant for inside so it can alert THE DRIVER to the proximity of objects. If you want to notify external people of your reversing you need one of these: http://www.eziautoparts.com.au/reverse- ... globe.html
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technofreak1982
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technofreak1982
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You know you own a cj ralliart when...
You piss your gf off by parking furtherest away in the parking lot
When you park furtherest away some bastard still parks next to you
You wash and polish it even though it's going to rain
You almost crash driving by shops looking at your reflection
Any time you see a hot chick you pump your rockford fosgate and stick it in sports mode
You have the nicest car at the gas station
Young pimpley teenyboppers almost creme their pants when you boost past
It sneezes when you change gears
When your not with the car all you can do is think about her
When you ask to be seated by the window to keep an eye on her
When you give up explaining to people about her and just refer her to "the black beast overÂ
there with the wing"
You lust for a carbon fiber toilet seat
Groups of people on the street stop talking, turn around and watch you drive past
You speed up to see if there's a cop behind you
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You piss your gf off by parking furtherest away in the parking lot
When you park furtherest away some bastard still parks next to you
You wash and polish it even though it's going to rain
You almost crash driving by shops looking at your reflection
Any time you see a hot chick you pump your rockford fosgate and stick it in sports mode
You have the nicest car at the gas station
Young pimpley teenyboppers almost creme their pants when you boost past
It sneezes when you change gears
When your not with the car all you can do is think about her
When you ask to be seated by the window to keep an eye on her
When you give up explaining to people about her and just refer her to "the black beast overÂ
there with the wing"
You lust for a carbon fiber toilet seat
Groups of people on the street stop talking, turn around and watch you drive past
You speed up to see if there's a cop behind you
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whitemonster wrote:bryzabone wrote:you know you drive a CJ, when you spend over $400 on car-care/polish and waxes...and think....."yeah, totally worth it!!!"
pm me what did u get , always interested in detailing products now !
You know you own a CJ lancer when..you do all this....for pleasure...
wet-wash, and let dry with meguires wash n wax.(i use a lambswool pad, and microfibre noodle mesh for tough bits)
clay the car with meguires clay kit-1 panel at a time kids!
swirl-x if needed(not on my CJ yet, but the odd swirl accumulates over time)
waterless wash-meguires.-to get any residue off from washing/claying/swirling steps
apply crystal polish (megs again), let set for a few minutes then wipe off/polish smooth with supreme shine cloth
nu finish car polish, let set 30 mins then wipe/polish with supreme shine
crystal polish again same as above
meguires nxt. wax 2.0, thin coat of course, wipe with MF cloth, polish clean with ultimate shine MF
let settle for 30 mins or so in shade
clean panel again with ultimate detailer to remove any residue, and to give a nice sheen to the wax
apply ultimate quick wax to panel, and lovingly polish with ultimate shine MF.
Repeat for every panel on car!
(all by hand i might add, no machinery allowed near my paint!)
PS; microfiber towels, ultimate shine towels, microfiber applicators all used, separate applicator/wipe-cloth/polish cloth per layer!!(lots of cloths!)
all this equals 2 sore arms!!
(':roll:')
*i in no way endorse, or promote meguires, this is simply my choice of product at this time*
PM sent also
For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?
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nightrider
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You know you drive a CJ when:
1. You have slept in your car on one or more occasions
2. You refer to your car as 'her' (if your male) or 'he' (if your female) rather than 'it'
3. You look forward to 'poor weather conditions' so you can use your fog lights
4. You only play racing video games which have CJ Lancers as a car option
5. You park at the Maccas car park, just so all the hoons admire your car
I'll try and think of more
1. You have slept in your car on one or more occasions
2. You refer to your car as 'her' (if your male) or 'he' (if your female) rather than 'it'
3. You look forward to 'poor weather conditions' so you can use your fog lights
4. You only play racing video games which have CJ Lancers as a car option
5. You park at the Maccas car park, just so all the hoons admire your car
I'll try and think of more
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