ClubCJ - The CJ Lancer Club

Veni, vidi, vici [I came, I saw, I conquered].
—Julius Caesar, 1st century BC

'City talk, Nelly listen; Nelly talk, city listen'
- Nelly

Ash wrote:Veni, vidi, vici [I came, I saw, I conquered].
—Julius Caesar, 1st century BC

I love that parallellism

" It's true hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance? "

Ronald Reagan

Carpe Noctem

there's three kinds of people: d**ks, p**sies, and a**holes. P**sies think everyone can get along, and d**ks just want to f**k all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your a**holes. And all the a**holes want us to sh*t all over everything! So, p**sies may get mad at d**ks once in a while, because p**sies get f**k*d by d**ks. But d**ks also f**k a**holes. And if they didn't f**k the a**holes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d**k and your p**sy all covered in s**t!

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We're d**ks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid d**ks. And the Film Actors Guild are p**sies. And Kim Jong Il is an a**hole. P**sies don't like d**ks, because p**sies get f**ked by d**ks. But d**ks also f**k a**holes: a**holes that just want to s**t on everything. P**sies may think they can deal with a**holes their way. But the only thing that can f**k an a**hole is a d**k, with some b***s. The problem with d**ks is: they f**k too much or f**k when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a p**sy to show them that. But sometimes, p**sies can be so full of **it that they become a**holes themselves... because p**sies are an inch and half away from a** holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f**k this a**hole, we're going to have our d**ks and p**sies all covered in **it!


Team America


(sorry for the language)

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Mario Andretti

I don't always drink piss but
when I do I perfer my own.

Bear Grylls.

Hence we will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks.
-Sir Winston Churchill

"I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" - François-Marie Arouet

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- Clubcj.net

"I did not fail 100 times, I just found 100 ways not to make a light bulb"

-Thomas Edison

Dont cry for something if it cant cry for you
- Sam Newman (yes he actually can say something half meaningful)

If at first you don't succeed.... cheat.
The early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

And my personal favourites (oddly enough all from William Wallace):

"Every man dies, not every man really lives"

"Your heart is free. Have the courage to follow it."

"Its all for nothing if you don't have freedom"