ClubCJ - The CJ Lancer Club

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. Brian Fantana, Anchorman

3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population

Phil Wenneck: Whose f**king baby is that?
Stu Price: Alan, are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite?
Alan Garner: Yeah, I checked all the rooms... no one's there. Check its collar or something.


The Hangover.

Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you

Its not illegal, its just....frowned upon. Like masturbating on a plane!

And this isnt really a quote, but its awesome

Lady Gaga should donate her balls to Justin Bieber.

You cant even masturbate on a plane anymore....thanks bin laden.

"Black is very dirty unless it is clean" - Krispy

"Hear that Banshee scream!!" - Me on the Injen CAI

Where is Shadows? - most frequently PM'ed Question to myself over the past month!

Far out...

Chinese New Year people!! Helloooooo

To laugh often and much,
to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children,
to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends,
to appreciate beauty and find the best in others,
to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition,
to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived...this is to have succeeded!

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Have you seen my stapler?

You gonna eat that stapler? ...... Wanna Split it.