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Postby Ash » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:00 am

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
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Postby Blakey » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:20 am

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. Brian Fantana, Anchorman
IF YOUR NOT LIVING ON THE EDGE YOUR TAKING UP TOO MUCH ROOM

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Postby SIR-VRX » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:22 am

3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population

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Postby Ash » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:35 am

Phil Wenneck: Whose f**king baby is that?
Stu Price: Alan, are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite?
Alan Garner: Yeah, I checked all the rooms... no one's there. Check its collar or something.


The Hangover.
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Postby StrkEagle » Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:28 am

Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you

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Postby Josh_Emerton » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:24 pm

Its not illegal, its just....frowned upon. Like masturbating on a plane!
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Postby Josh_Emerton » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:24 pm

And this isnt really a quote, but its awesome

Lady Gaga should donate her balls to Justin Bieber.
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Postby Ral1rt » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:32 pm

You cant even masturbate on a plane anymore....thanks bin laden.
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Postby LZY_EYE » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:42 am

"Black is very dirty unless it is clean" - Krispy :P

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Postby SIR-VRX » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:38 am

"Hear that Banshee scream!!" - Me on the Injen CAI

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Postby Ozie » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:12 pm

Where is Shadows? - most frequently PM'ed Question to myself over the past month!

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Postby SIR-VRX » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:44 pm

Far out...

Chinese New Year people!! Helloooooo :roll:

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Postby Ash » Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:16 pm

To laugh often and much,
to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children,
to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends,
to appreciate beauty and find the best in others,
to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition,
to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived...this is to have succeeded!

Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Postby mr_evo » Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:38 pm

Have you seen my stapler?

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Postby Blakey » Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:43 pm

You gonna eat that stapler? ...... Wanna Split it. :wink:
IF YOUR NOT LIVING ON THE EDGE YOUR TAKING UP TOO MUCH ROOM


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