ClubCJ - The CJ Lancer Club

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

and for my 1500th post; a modified Christmas poem from an online source, changed for us:

-Twas the night before Summernats and I was caught at the red light,
Was a Holden V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try with this small 2.0 motor,
To beat this damn Commodore, even with it's 5-litre big noter,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Holden erupts in clouds of tyre smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four MIVEC pistons.

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Flicking to paddles, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing.

I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining,
And all I can do is keep that four-banger straining.
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my CVT is flying now, a thing of the past.

Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler.

"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"But you may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed CVT fly-by...

Confuscious say: Man who puts tool in box not always carpenter

"You know what is reputation? Is people talking, is gossip..." - Adelai Niska, Firefly - The Train Job.

Ash wrote:When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

That..... that is just AWESOME.

@Spunkybob: Why thankyou, I thought it was funny as well it made me ROFL so hard lol


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Who here married their wife because she was easy to wipe down?

- Jeremy Clarkson, on car practicality

"Most of our imports come from overseas..." G.W. Bush Jr.

"This car is about as feminine as a burst sausage" Jeremy Clarkson on the Vauxhall Bathurst (VE GTS)

“I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.”

Jeremy Clarkson on the Enzo Ferrari

"Becareful as technically they are a defect" - SIR-VRX describing his Brain Cells!! about 20mins ago on chat.
oh! shite this ain't spread a rumour!

I hope I didn't brain my damage... - Homer

"Live with a man forty years. Share his house, his meals… speak on every subject… then tie him up, and hold him over the volcano's edge, and on that day, you will finally meet the man." Shan Yu - fictional dictator - Firefly

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.

- Brick Tamland, Anchorman