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Ash
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Postby Ash » Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:35 am

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Postby tryg » Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:03 am

and for my 1500th post; a modified Christmas poem from an online source, changed for us:

-Twas the night before Summernats and I was caught at the red light,
Was a Holden V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try with this small 2.0 motor,
To beat this damn Commodore, even with it's 5-litre big noter,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Holden erupts in clouds of tyre smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four MIVEC pistons.

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Flicking to paddles, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing.

I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining,
And all I can do is keep that four-banger straining.
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my CVT is flying now, a thing of the past.

Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler.

"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"But you may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed CVT fly-by...

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Postby Mizta B » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:19 am

Confuscious say: Man who puts tool in box not always carpenter
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Postby scraverX » Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:04 am

"You know what is reputation? Is people talking, is gossip..." - Adelai Niska, Firefly - The Train Job.
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Postby spunkybob » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:29 am

Ash wrote:When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


That..... that is just AWESOME.
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Postby Ash » Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:03 pm

@Spunkybob: Why thankyou, I thought it was funny as well :D it made me ROFL so hard lol


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Postby billyboy » Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:55 pm

Who here married their wife because she was easy to wipe down?

- Jeremy Clarkson, on car practicality

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Postby drake89 » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:00 pm

"Most of our imports come from overseas..." G.W. Bush Jr.

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Postby Ral1rt » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:48 pm

"This car is about as feminine as a burst sausage" Jeremy Clarkson on the Vauxhall Bathurst (VE GTS)
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13.22 @ 106mph Australia's 2nd fastest Ralliart. (Ill get you captain :-) )

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Postby SIR-VRX » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:55 pm

“I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.”

Jeremy Clarkson on the Enzo Ferrari

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Postby Ozie » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:03 pm

"Becareful as technically they are a defect" - SIR-VRX describing his Brain Cells!! about 20mins ago on chat.
oh! shite this ain't spread a rumour!

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Postby Ash » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:22 pm

I hope I didn't brain my damage... - Homer
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Postby Ellimist » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:54 am

"Live with a man forty years. Share his house, his meals… speak on every subject… then tie him up, and hold him over the volcano's edge, and on that day, you will finally meet the man." Shan Yu - fictional dictator - Firefly
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Postby Ash » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:57 pm

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.
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Postby SIR-VRX » Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:57 pm

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.

- Brick Tamland, Anchorman


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