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Postby Ash » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:27 am

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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Postby Ellimist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:28 am

If nissan motorsport is "nismo"
then holden motorsport must be "homo"

found it on the internet LOL
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Postby tryg » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:33 am

"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."
- TERRY MALLOY (Marlon Brando) in On the Waterfront (1954)

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Postby Ash » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:33 am

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
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Postby Ellimist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:33 am

live long and prosper
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Postby Ash » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:43 am

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
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Postby Ellimist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:44 am

confucious say don't try to kill mosquito with cannon
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Postby Ash » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:49 am

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
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Postby Ellimist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:49 am

warp 1 engage!
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Postby Ash » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:53 am

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
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Postby Ellimist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:54 am

space the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise...
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Postby Ash » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:00 am

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
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Postby Ellimist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:27 am

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
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Postby Ash » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:33 pm

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Postby Ral1rt » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:44 pm

confucious once say: Man who put creme in tart is not necessarily pastry chef
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