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(RULES : They must be clean rated PG' and be no more than 15 words in length).
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1. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
2. Support Cannibalism - EAT ME!
3. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
4. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
5. I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
6. Keep honking while I reload.
7. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
8. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
9. 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other 2, an amusement park.
10. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
11. Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
12. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
13. Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
14. Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
15. Just say NO! to sex with pro-lifers.
16. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that.
17. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
18. Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
19. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
20. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
21.Horn Broke....Watch for finger!
22.Armed pitbull with aids on board.
23.I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you.
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Sorry this wasn't on a bumper sticker but thought it was worth a laugh
You must have seen:
"Caution: Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear"
The better one:
#28. "Caution: Objects In Mirror Are losing"
You must have seen:
"Caution: Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear"
The better one:
#28. "Caution: Objects In Mirror Are losing"
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#36. Sex, Drugs and on the Dole lol
#37. Dont drink and drive home, smoke dope and fly home lol
#38. Keep honking, ill just reload lol
#37. Dont drink and drive home, smoke dope and fly home lol
#38. Keep honking, ill just reload lol
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Blake, you must be a member of the fun police? Do you know my wife?
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bobcrusader wrote:
Blake, you must be a member of the fun police? Do you know my wife?
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