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Create a' Bumper Sticker LOLZ

Postby SIR-VRX » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:49 am

Create Funny Bumper Stickers!!
Add your own!
(RULES : They must be clean rated PG' and be no more than 15 words in length).



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1. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

2. Support Cannibalism - EAT ME!

3. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

4. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

5. I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.

6. Keep honking while I reload.

7. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

8. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

9. 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other 2, an amusement park.

10. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

11. Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

12. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

13. Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.

14. Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

15. Just say NO! to sex with pro-lifers.

16. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that.

17. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

18. Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

19. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

20. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

21.Horn Broke....Watch for finger!

22.Armed pitbull with aids on board.

23.I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you.

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Postby Ozie » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:51 am

Funny Bumper Stickers!! Add your own!


#24. I was Uncool before but now i own a CJ.

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Postby Aspired » Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:00 am

25. For more inches STROKE it

(This, of course is refering to increasing the capacity of an engine)

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Postby LZY_EYE » Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:10 am

26. If you can read this GET OFF MY ARSE!

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Postby SIR-VRX » Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:47 am

27. HONK if you Love Jesus!

(Have a better one, but it's not PG :sad:)

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Postby ofey » Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:51 am

Sorry this wasn't on a bumper sticker but thought it was worth a laugh

You must have seen:

"Caution: Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear"

The better one:

#28. "Caution: Objects In Mirror Are losing"
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Cosworth Panel Filter w/ RA Intake | SuperCircuit 4-2-1 Headers | Creat’d Ti-tipped SS exhaust
BC BR-type Coilovers | UR + Whiteline Bars
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Postby SIR-VRX » Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:54 am

29. CAUTION: Vehicle Frequently Sideways

30. Don't Like My Driving? Keep off the Footpath!

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Postby aussie027 » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:00 pm

A bumper sticker I saw years ago---

#31. "Expensive but worth it".

I have a whole list somewhere, when I find it will post em.
I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING......
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Postby LZY_EYE » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:16 pm

#33. If you can read this, please turn me over. (Place sticker upsidedown)

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Postby jamez707 » Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:57 pm

#34. Sponsored by Centrelink
Red Tail Light Brigade Member #3 - ClubCJ Lifetime Member #007
JAMEZ THE TAGMASTER

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Postby LZY_EYE » Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:58 pm

I saw one today while driving.

#35. This is not my boyfriends ute.... LOL

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Postby tadz0rz » Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:17 pm

I want that sponsered by centerlink bumper sticker, BUT IT WOULD LOOK SO TACKY on my car!

Heard it a while ago and im like i have to get that!
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Postby Peanut » Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:22 pm

#36. Sex, Drugs and on the Dole lol

#37. Dont drink and drive home, smoke dope and fly home lol

#38. Keep honking, ill just reload lol
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The Can Crusher, Tuckin' Rubber, Pancake Flat. - CCJ Premium Member #0022

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Blake, you must be a member of the fun police? Do you know my wife?

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Postby Ozie » Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:04 am

#39. I'M BUSY YOUR UGLY! HAVE A NICE DAY!

#40. TAKE REVENGE! Shit on a pigeon.

#41. DID YOU KNOW? 4 out of 3 People have problems with fractions and maths.
#42. THIS VEHICLE IS PROTECTED BY AN ANTI THEFT STICKER!


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