ClubCJ - The CJ Lancer Club

Talk to Krispy!!! He took them!!

But he is never online these days haha

This is a typical psy-ops diversion tactic by the Ash faction of commado gerbils. Ash is preparing for her own military coup. MiztaB and his army is prepared
"We are legion
We do not shave
All your fur are belong to us,
Expect us...."

Pete is secretly on drugs and shares them with Mizta B, this is how they come up with all their CRAZY stories!! everyone just thinks that they have good imaginations, but Ash knows better than that and has set up spy camera's in their headquarters to monitor them. Ash knows all!
Ash also has a camera set up in the toilet, shower and rooms....for errr... extra monitoring purposes.

You can find the video's on Redtube under the names "flushing good times"
"rubba, dub, dub, fun in the tub!" and "bedroom adventures"

Ash is freaky enough without the influence of drugs and prefers to give the drugs to the gerbils so they have increase erratic behaviour. They bite and scratch much much more frequently.....

Shane supplies Pete and Mizta B with their special "happy pills" every Thursday! I know this because my camera's tell me so!!

Ash sneaks in at night and hides the "special" pills in the Gerbils food. It's fun to sit in my office the next day and watch them scratch Pete and Mizta B's eye balls out!

Ash also slipped special pills to Shane's personal pet Gerbil that he keeps in his pocket.....yeah have fun with that one later Shane!! Muahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough* Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Ash was so excited when she thought she had sabotaged my operations, but LZY_EYE is always 2 steps ahead and replaced the pills with Tic Tacs. Just lucky that the gerbils have that minty freshness about them now.

LZY_EYE, thinks he replaced them with tic tacs. However the real secret from Port Macquarie, is that LZY_EYE likes his gerbils smoked and well rolled. What happens in Port Macquarie, does NOT stay in Port Macquarie when MitzaB's crack team of A.G.R.O gerbils are in town.

ROFL

Pure gold

SIR-VRX wrote:ROFL

Pure gold

Where is your reply Adrian?

Adrian has a secret love for Gerbils. He has a picture of a Gerbil on his bed side table, and even has Gerbil firefighter calendars that he hangs in my pantry.

Yeah Adrian.... Actually, Ash. I don't think we can actually interpret his reply.... he's still acting in his ClubCJ "Chief Gerbil Whisperer" role from the Port Macquairie.... after all we know that "Gerbil Xmas" is 1 week after the annual ClubCJ meet.
He's been busy building them a tree....

Hahahaha GOLD!

VRX_Pete is going to Sexpo with his Dominatrix Gerbil called "shebil" coz she looks like a shim (half woman/half man) He is going to buy some "special" toys...not the kind that you give to children either!!

Coz that's how he rolls.

Ash is either just jealous that I'm not taking her to Sexpo or miffed that my Cherbil (he's a she, but she's just as fab as Cher, and goes by the stage name of "Cherbil") is 16 inches long... from head to tail (I know what you were thinking....).
I think Ash wants to come out and declare her Suriphilia with her own stand, life like gerbils and free pole dance for the kiddies!

What has Cherbil got that I haven't Pete?! lol

Cherbil is Pete's rebound girl because his last GF ditched him for a Commando doll....She liked his big muscles.

Pete is hoping to WOW Cherbil with his big muscle later

Ash by the sounds of it has had one to many vodka fire-engines!!!

Ozie knows a lot about Vodka Fire engines!!

in fact he could teach Pete, Cherbil and I a thing or two.....

But maybe we will leave that till later!!

Oz doesn't need his ego inflated any bigger!!!