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Postby ofey » Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:16 am

Something tells me the advertising exec who came up with this is going to get canned.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVwJrAr7GkY[/youtube]

BTW, "she" is 19 and "her" name is Stav Strashko.
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Postby Tong-sea » Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:22 am

DAFUQ!!!! *facepalm*
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Postby Dirtee » Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:28 am

Umm........
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Postby lancerdarryl » Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:33 am

heh heh love those crazy oriental ads
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Postby sleeper » Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:25 am

one for rahul :P
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Postby tencents » Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:47 pm

OMG how can I ever look at that car again without having nightmares!
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Postby cj_sx_2011 » Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:53 pm

lol, wtf
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Postby turbogirl » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:04 pm

OMG, LMAO!!!
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Postby Tim-Tech » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:14 pm

i barely noticed the car just then
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Postby Momengah » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:16 pm

definitely never going to get one of those cars
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Postby Seffy » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:26 pm

Okay, what did I just witness?
Crayon Pop "straight-five engine" dance ftw.

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Postby ijustatecurry » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:54 pm

They give you the faintest scent of glorious hope.........then replace it with permanent mental scarring

All the more reason to never buy a Toyota unless you're retired or like the colour "tan"
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Postby squala » Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:37 pm

Almost had me believe that she was just flat-chested. The tasteless car has just become bad taste.
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Postby Tong-sea » Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:02 am

squala wrote:Almost had me believe that she was just flat-chested. The tasteless car has just become bad taste.


His DIck is as big as CJ's shift knob *Cry*
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