ClubCJ - The CJ Lancer Club

aspir3 wrote:Why do cows wear Bells? Because their horns dont work. What do you call a Bear without ears.......................... B

Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was on heat...
To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former All Black, responsible for fixing the zoo's machinery.
Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have Sex with the gorilla for $500?

Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
'Fust,' he said, 'I don't want to have to kuss'er.'
'Sicondly, you must nivver nivver tull anyone about thus.'
The zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was.
'Wull,' said Graham, 'You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500’

SAM-24A wrote:Hmm ... me thinks some funny business is going on ... The vote was 5 all this morning @ 7am .... then El Presidente logon & Annie gets a vote... Now She 6 & Me 5 .... Anyways me say nothing ... *tape2* I say much congratulation to the Miss Annie .... for her good jokie. I try more better next time ...