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by VRX_SMURF
Thu May 08, 2014 3:06 am
Forum: New South Wales
Topic: Highlands Run Macquarie Pass,Kangaroo Valley 10/5/14
Replies: 63
Views: 39597

Any other takers for this Saturday......
by VRX_SMURF
Thu May 08, 2014 3:05 am
Forum: Jokes & Funny Videos
Topic: Funny Aussie Sayings
Replies: 18
Views: 34203

Hammer and tongs - work really hard on something
by VRX_SMURF
Wed May 07, 2014 9:53 pm
Forum: Jokes & Funny Videos
Topic: Funny Aussie Sayings
Replies: 18
Views: 34203

Built like a brick shit house
by VRX_SMURF
Wed May 07, 2014 9:41 pm
Forum: New South Wales
Topic: Highlands Run Macquarie Pass,Kangaroo Valley 10/5/14
Replies: 63
Views: 39597

Yeah let's do it, I'm soooo keen for a drive :)
by VRX_SMURF
Wed May 07, 2014 9:31 pm
Forum: New South Wales
Topic: Highlands Run Macquarie Pass,Kangaroo Valley 10/5/14
Replies: 63
Views: 39597

Might ask a couple more mates if they want to come.
by VRX_SMURF
Wed May 07, 2014 9:24 pm
Forum: New South Wales
Topic: Highlands Run Macquarie Pass,Kangaroo Valley 10/5/14
Replies: 63
Views: 39597

Sweet, might bring a mate along with his ralliart colt.
by VRX_SMURF
Wed May 07, 2014 4:49 am
Forum: NEW MEMBERS
Topic: Hey Everyone, new member from Sydney - solo
Replies: 18
Views: 12261

Nice whip, and welcome
by VRX_SMURF
Tue May 06, 2014 8:24 pm
Forum: New South Wales
Topic: Highlands Run Macquarie Pass,Kangaroo Valley 10/5/14
Replies: 63
Views: 39597

I'm still keen for it, just not sure who else was that's why I thought it might be best to reschedule, but I'm hell keen for a pie :)
by VRX_SMURF
Mon May 05, 2014 9:18 pm
Forum: Jokes & Funny Videos
Topic: Funny Aussie Sayings
Replies: 18
Views: 34203

Zaphod wrote:[quote:fc75ee0b4a=VRX_SMURF]Flat out like a lizard drinking - Im busy[/quote:fc75ee0b4a] ...it actually means the opposite - lizards dont drink, so it means youre doing nothing.
Zaphod wrote:[quote:fc75ee0b4a=VRX_SMURF]Flat out like a lizard drinking - Im busy[/quote:fc75ee0b4a] ...it actually means the opposite - lizards dont drink, so it means youre doing nothing.

You are totally correct, that's what I get for typing at traffic lights.....on my way home....haha
by VRX_SMURF
Mon May 05, 2014 8:09 pm
Forum: Jokes & Funny Videos
Topic: Funny Aussie Sayings
Replies: 18
Views: 34203

Flat out like a lizard drinking - I'm busy
by VRX_SMURF
Mon May 05, 2014 8:08 pm
Forum: Jokes & Funny Videos
Topic: Funny Aussie Sayings
Replies: 18
Views: 34203

timmo91 wrote:As flash as a rat with a golden tooth. You wouldnt know sh#t from clay if you stepped in it.

Gold
by VRX_SMURF
Mon May 05, 2014 8:07 pm
Forum: Jokes & Funny Videos
Topic: Funny Aussie Sayings
Replies: 18
Views: 34203

The dog and bone - the phone
A few roos loose in the top paddock - a little crazy
I'm so hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck - I'm hungry
I could eat the crotch out of a rag doll through a cane chair - I'm hungry
Drier than a dead dingos donger on a hot day -I'm thirsty
by VRX_SMURF
Sun May 04, 2014 3:36 pm
Forum: Jokes & Funny Videos
Topic: Funny Aussie Sayings
Replies: 18
Views: 34203

Really, I will have a to keep an eye out for it.
by VRX_SMURF
Sun May 04, 2014 7:42 am
Forum: Jokes & Funny Videos
Topic: Funny Aussie Sayings
Replies: 18
Views: 34203

Funny Aussie Sayings

I love all the the Aussie expressions that get thrown into a conversation from time to time. So I thought I would start this thread as a bit of fun. Here's a few it kick it off. Having a Barry Crocker - having a shocker A bit George Clooney - a bit looney The cheese and kisses - the misses Going off...
by VRX_SMURF
Sun May 04, 2014 7:34 am
Forum: Fun & Games!
Topic: Pokemon *Move* in my pants
Replies: 32
Views: 50017

Iron head in my pants.

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