Welcome mate!

Enjoy it

Welcome mate!

She looks good!

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrot...

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat, and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." As they sit, they hear a...

oh man that is bad luck!

Sorry to hear!

On a recent trip to the United States , Julia Gillard, Prime Minister of Australia, addressed a major gathering of Native American Indians. She spoke for almost an hour on her plans for Carbon Trading Tax for Australia ... At the conclusion of her speech, the crowd presented her with a plaque inscri...

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and retu...

Happy Birthday mate!

Julia is the shepherd I did not want. She leadeth me beside the still factories. She restoreth my faith in the Liberal party. She guideth me in the path of unemployment for her party's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no hunger for her bailouts are with me....

A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.!! " The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies a...

An idiot!!!

He doesnt care. Evos are cheap over in the USA

Thats the best route.

Over the mountains with all that road works is a pain!

Good car to learn driving in

Very nice mate enjoy!

A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his insp...